OH.MY.GOD. (desc)
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- Name:
- OH.MY.GOD. (desc)
- Kind:
- Earth pony
- Size:
- Alicorn
- Author:
- Rubix );
- Date:
- 11/15/2015
- About:
- So.. Long story short, Me and my friend Aubree,
Went to this resturant,
And yet, They had a bar there, So my friend aubree was like:
Hey. Sence this is a bar... WHERES MY BAR AT?
I WANT A CANDY BAR.
me: ... Oh god.
Bar tender: This isnt that type of ''bar'' ..
Aubree: DEN GET ME SOME WATER.
bar tender: We dont serve water.
Me; -walks over- ITS A FUCKING BAR MAN! YOU SELL DRINKS. WATER IS ON THE MENU .
bar tender: It was a spelling error.
Aubree: GIVE ME SOME GODDAM WATER MAN!
me: - Picks up a needle in my purse - I have a needle.
Bar tender: This isnt a rebronica cosplay arena . If your going to cosplay, Get out.
Me: - walks over to the music box -
O; THEY HAVE... THEY HAVE.. DIE IN A FIRE....
Aubree: What the heck is ''Die in a fire' ..
Me; You'll see..
- Turns die in a fire on -
Aubree: U hate me? :c
Me: T_T -hits a bottle of pop and it goes everywhere-
Bar tender: That will be 2 dollars.
Me: I DIDNT BUY ANYTHING MAN! -everyone stareing at us -
Aubree: - Takes a chair and throws it -
Me: What.. the.. Fuck......
Bar tender: 70 dollars there. 72 dollars, And 90 if your gonna be cussing here...
Me: WHAT THE FUCK MAN? THIS ISNT EVEN A RESTURANT IF THATS A RULE. ARE YOU LIKE... DRUNK?
aubree: - Walks out of resturant -
Me: .. ... T_T im payin' for this arent i?
Bartender: Yep.
Me; - Runs out forgetting purse -
Fuck...
i left..
my goddamn....
Purse.