OH.MY.GOD. (desc)

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OH.MY.GOD. (desc)
Kind:
Earth pony
Size:
Alicorn
Author:
Rubix );
Date:
11/15/2015
About:
So.. Long story short, Me and my friend Aubree,
Went to this resturant,
And yet, They had a bar there, So my friend aubree was like:
Hey. Sence this is a bar... WHERES MY BAR AT?
I WANT A CANDY BAR.

me: ... Oh god.


Bar tender: This isnt that type of ''bar'' ..


Aubree: DEN GET ME SOME WATER.


bar tender: We dont serve water.


Me; -walks over- ITS A FUCKING BAR MAN! YOU SELL DRINKS. WATER IS ON THE MENU .


bar tender: It was a spelling error.


Aubree: GIVE ME SOME GODDAM WATER MAN!

me: - Picks up a needle in my purse - I have a needle.


Bar tender: This isnt a rebronica cosplay arena . If your going to cosplay, Get out.


Me: - walks over to the music box -
O; THEY HAVE... THEY HAVE.. DIE IN A FIRE....


Aubree: What the heck is ''Die in a fire' ..


Me; You'll see..
- Turns die in a fire on -


Aubree: U hate me? :c


Me: T_T -hits a bottle of pop and it goes everywhere-


Bar tender: That will be 2 dollars.

Me: I DIDNT BUY ANYTHING MAN! -everyone stareing at us -

Aubree: - Takes a chair and throws it -


Me: What.. the.. Fuck......



Bar tender: 70 dollars there. 72 dollars, And 90 if your gonna be cussing here...


Me: WHAT THE FUCK MAN? THIS ISNT EVEN A RESTURANT IF THATS A RULE. ARE YOU LIKE... DRUNK?

aubree: - Walks out of resturant -

Me: .. ... T_T im payin' for this arent i?

Bartender: Yep.

Me; - Runs out forgetting purse -


Fuck...













i left..










my goddamn....









Purse.
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