A Little Dash ( Pinkamena's song ) finished

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A Little Dash ( Pinkamena's song ) finished
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Earth pony
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Goldie Rose
Date:
02/28/2015
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Pinkie pie: Oh no, oh no! what have i done? what did you make me do? Gilda is dead, she's dead! Pinkamena: relax Pinkie pie! its nothing mean to have handle! i say we make the world a better place!nopony was a girl like her. Pinkie pie:you dont think you will get away with this do you? Pinkamena: oh come on Pinkie,its not like anybody cares about her right?seems a downright shame. Pinkie: shame? Pinkamena: seems an awful waste,such a nice plump frame whats-her-name has. " had ". has! not or cant be traced. Business needs a lift. Depts to be erased.think of it...thrift as a gift! If you get my drift... Pinkie: huh? Pinkamena:Seems an awful waste. I mean with price of sweets. what it is when you get it if you get it... Pinkie * gasp * Pinkamena; Good you got it! take for instance Mrs Cake and her sweet shop. Business failing cuz she only uses fruits and toast.now an apple's good for maybe six or seven at most.and im sure they cant compare as far as taste. Pinkie: Little voice, please get out of my brain i cant even hear myself think anymore. Please, Little voice, just how far will this plan yours go? its so dreadful! just unthinkable! how evil how mean! Pinkamena: well it does see a waste think about it,think of all the ponies who simply come for a treat. why think of all them cupcakes! whats the sound of world out there? Pinkie: what little voice, what little voice, what is that sound? Pinkamena: Those crunching noises pervading the air! Pinkie: yes little voice, yes little voice, yes all around Pinkamena: its pony devouring pony, my dear, and who are we here to deny here? Pinkie: whats is that? Pinkamena: its Dash, have a little Dash Pinkie: is she really good? Pinkamena: We'll set out in a flash! then again you might find that chewing rough 'cuz shes really tough, Fluttershy is sweet, a tasty little treat Pinkie: cant it be a pony a little more upbeat? Pinkamena: no y'see, the best part of Fluttershy her critters we can also fry and eat such great meat! Pinkie: but Dashie and Fluttershy are my friends! Pinkamena: dont be such a wimp Pinkie! every ponies number comes up eventually! Derpy's rather nice. you should try a slice.but she got way to much stuffin' make her into a muffin last price! Pinkie: what about Rarity? Pinkamena: well, then, we might have some drama but least filled with trauma filled with screams, what a lovely dream though of course with her its all about the trimmings Pinkie: Is there Lyra on fire? Pinkamena: yes and doesn't her coat look so great that i must be gloat! Pinkie: looks more thicker, more like Lyrica Pinkmena: no, it has to be Lyra it green! you cant resist such a chance Pinkie pie! Pinkie: save a lot of graves do a lot of relatives flavors Pinkamena: its lots of fun to be playing the bad guy! Pinkie: different kind ponies means lots of great flavors Pinkamena: i gaurantee that your sure to impress with horns and wings and a cutie mark dress! Pinkie: i always... did want a pair of wings Pinkamena: thats the spirit! Pinkie: whats that? Pinkamena: Big Mac, quite a yummy snack or we have some apple pie peppered with actual Apple Jack on top and i've just begun Granny Smith is frail she might taste quite stale take a bite its quite alright cuz she didn't even put up a fight! try some Twilight such a delight! Pinkie: no a princess is really to tall and frilly Pinkamena: Spike is alright, hes the right height. Pinkie: ah but always arrives over done Pinkamena: yes Pinkie pie your finally braising kuri demon! Pinkie: yeah... * laugh * Pinkamena: its time for us to have some fun Pinkie: yes, yes now we must strike Pinkamena: cuz everypony number will come Pinkie, Mare,colt, and filly alike Pinkamena: we'll not discriminate great from small Both: no we'll serve any pony, we'll serve anypony meaning anypony and to anypony at all Pinkie: heh heh just call me... Pinkamena * evil laugh *
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